On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

I love a girl and her friend - I fuck them both and they lick each other

Asian girl takes it in her mouth: if she's guilty, a blowjob will make up for it

She drank a stronger cocktail to make it easier to pay for it

I'm so drunk, bro - let me get the fuck out of here and spend the night

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others

Drank some wine and I don't have any dick or creampie in me 😫 Fuck your stepmom?

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

Hard-on? So fuck it, getting aroused by your naked sister is норма👌🏻

She shows up drunk and immediately undresses - she's going to suck forgiveness

What shall we do? Let's fuck! Why else would you invite strangers home?

Be quiet! So I put my dick in you, that's no reason to scream like that

Cheats for a guy with a pizza delivery guy and thinks it's his fault

The courier turned out to be a fool, it wasn't hard to convince him to get his dick

Sister, you're really drunk, aren't you? Well, you'll forget everything, and I'll throw you a stick

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

The wind lifted the girls' skirts, and the butts lifted all the dicks around

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

Stranger, can we talk more or are you going to shut me up with your dick already?

Came home drunk from a party and told her brother she wanted to fuck

Smoked with a bong friend and ended the evening with a wild fuck

He brought a dildo into the woods and I jerked off. He showed me his dick and we fucked

Fucking your friend is not cheating (and for your girlfriend, we won't say anything)